Overall today was a shit day with the computer.

I wanted to do what I thought were very simple things. I checked my emails and then I went to my sarahcameron livejournal to see that the episode discussion for the ep 2x13 was already going strong and I had missed it. FUCK.

I hate the way they keep changing the television schedule. Fuck fox.

So I missed it. I spend a while looking for a streaming link. No link. Then I find a torrent. Awesome it's downloading fast (that should have been my first warning)

Then I get it and open it and it says DRM meaning "haha you thought u could actually watch this? Funny! But no." So then I find out I need this other program to get rid of the DRM which means Digitial Rights Management. Wiki it. :P Fuck DRM.

So then I download this program I need to watch this file while simultaneously looking for ANOTHER goddamn torrent file and/or streaming file. I find another ep torrent and start it up, it's really damn slow. Great. I'm never going to get to comment on the episode discussion..

Somehow during my travels via the internet today I contract a fucking trojan virus (resycles boot.com bullshit) and subsequently spend the next few hours googling how to fix it, running malware to quarantine it, sending feverish emails to my computer guy and implementing the instructions I found online to solve the problem. After all that I go to the store to get a cappuccino.

I get back and my computer is free of virus, now I'm re-scanning with the Malware shit to make sure all is well and holy shit the second episode download of the same damn episide I have been trying to watch all fucking day is finally ready to watch!

And that really cool and funky song Brodie and Sarah played for me last time I visited "King of the Bongo" that finished downloading too. So I check the song, WRONG SONG!! There is King of Bongo and King of the Bongo, apparently two very different songs by very different bands. Well fuck me.

And now finally I can watch my episode and then after that go comment on the livejournal group, way way late. Oh and now I have another virus in a file called Iamfamous.dll. *sigh* Fuck it for now I am watching this fucking episode.

To me most of the movies out these days are margarine, not saying I don't like margarine, it's easily spreadable, it tastes OK, it's predictable, but it's just not butter, you know?

Looking at what's at the theater now.. depressing. High school musical 3? That's not even margarine. That's like.. gnutella. Ew. Then there's Saw V. That's like poop spread on your toast mascarading as gnutella.

Then there's Passchendaele which I can barely spell, let alone stomach to consider watching. But you have to have a crap musical, a gore movie and then a war drama.. gotta cover all those bases.

Then there is Max Payne to cover the action genre. W for those "politically aware" who love to hate the president. Quarantine for those that wanna watch a horror but not a gory horror like Saw. Can't go wrong with yet another zombie type movie..

Beverly Hills Chihuahua, because of course you gotta throw in CGI dogs for a cheap laugh, very very cheap.

And for those that loved movies like Charley Bartlet, Superbad and Juno well here's a mix of all three for you in the form of a romantic comedy! Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, or as I would call it Nick and Nora's infinite title name.

Margarine.

The thing is that if I was bored enough I might go and watch Nick and Nora's stupid long title name because the people that make the movies have conditioned the people that watch the movies to think margarine is good enough.

Well I am not paying $8.50 for fucking margarine..

I want butter god damn it!!! I deserve butter!